How I sleep

I am a dog.  I don't know how to sleep like the humans around me.  It's very confusing.  I just think it is normal,  just upside down (by that I mean my back on the ground, head on the pillow, and paws in the air).  I am an UPSIDE DOWN  DOG.  My Mom keeps telling me to do what she told me to do the last time she put me to bed, but I don't have a memory of what happened before.  Dogs don't have memories.  I put my paws down the instant my Mom leaves the room.